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02:14 pm December 19th, 2003
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...fortune cookies?
...fortune cookies?

One of our VARs just sent me that whole box.

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Thread started by they see me rollin, they be hatin
thies From: [info]thies Date: December 19th, 2003 11:15 am (UTC) (Link)
Kung-Fu-Tse says you now have a big fortune and there are lots of cookie crumbs in it.
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From: (Anonymous) Date: October 29th, 2005 09:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

SHUT UP
SHUT UP FUCKIN IDIOT
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Thread started by Sarah
clawfoot From: [info]clawfoot Date: December 19th, 2003 11:20 am (UTC) (Link)
O, Great Oracle of the Cardboard Box! I seek thy wisdom!

Read me a fortune!

Please? :)
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epi_lj From: [info]epi_lj Date: December 19th, 2003 11:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Eep! Um. I wasn't planning on opening them until I got home, but I guess I could dip in for you.

Well, fuck, this is one juicy fortune. Uh.

You will marry your present lover and be happy.

Don't mind me while I go hide...

I swear I picked the cookie totally at random.
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Thread started by The Fourth Horsefrog of the Apocalypse
chezmax From: [info]chezmax Date: December 19th, 2003 11:29 am (UTC) (Link)
Ok. in bed.
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epi_lj From: [info]epi_lj Date: December 19th, 2003 11:46 am (UTC) (Link)
Okay, here's yours:

Our greatest deeds we do unknowingly.

...IN BED!
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Thread started by cynthiagould.com
cyn From: [info]cyn Date: December 19th, 2003 11:29 am (UTC) (Link)
do they stay fresh? a fortune is a great way to start every day!
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epi_lj From: [info]epi_lj Date: December 19th, 2003 11:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Unfortunately, they're not individually packaged, so I don't think that I could keep them fresh for long. Otherwise, I'd be all over that idea.
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Thread started by DarkMagess
darkmagess From: [info]darkmagess Date: December 19th, 2003 11:46 am (UTC) (Link)
Read me one!
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epi_lj From: [info]epi_lj Date: December 19th, 2003 11:54 am (UTC) (Link)
Here's yours:

There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you.

Hey, that's pretty juicy! (More so if you follow [info]mtffm's lead and append, "...in bed!")
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Comment by Princess Consuela Bananahammock
tidesong From: [info]tidesong Date: December 19th, 2003 11:46 am (UTC) (Link)
Ooohhh I'd love to have a box of fortune cookies!!!
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Thread started by exsanguinated mostly, rachel occasionally
exsanguinated From: [info]exsanguinated Date: December 19th, 2003 11:48 am (UTC) (Link)
mmm... i love fortune cookies. i wouldn't mind a few.

i think that same company can custom make the message on the inside, in batchies of 100 or something. i got some done a few years ago for a sales proposal for a huge catering contract. we sent 100 cookies with particular messages each day for five days. heh
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epi_lj From: [info]epi_lj Date: December 19th, 2003 11:56 am (UTC) (Link)
Maybe if we have an impromptu gathering of nanofolk sometime I can drag the box along. ;)
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Thread started by Noressa
noressa From: [info]noressa Date: December 19th, 2003 11:53 am (UTC) (Link)
After In Bed and Between the sheets got old a friend of mine added With a Chainsaw.

Adds whole new dimensions of fun. ^_^
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epi_lj From: [info]epi_lj Date: December 19th, 2003 11:55 am (UTC) (Link)
I've always been partial to, "...after the robot holocaust."
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Thread started by Laura
abrokenstarr From: [info]abrokenstarr Date: December 19th, 2003 12:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Memememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememe!
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epi_lj From: [info]epi_lj Date: December 19th, 2003 12:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Here you go:

You will realize your dreams by your own efforts.

Very nice! :)
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Thread started by Submarine Bells
submarine_bells From: [info]submarine_bells Date: December 19th, 2003 12:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Tell my fortune, If!
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epi_lj From: [info]epi_lj Date: December 19th, 2003 12:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ask, and ye shall receive!

You will gain your objective by force of your own will power.

Wow. You got like the uber-badassed version of [Bad username: abrokenstarr's]
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Thread started by I will not be a Snickerpuss!
snickerpuss From: [info]snickerpuss Date: December 19th, 2003 12:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee. Have time for one more?
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epi_lj From: [info]epi_lj Date: December 21st, 2003 12:24 am (UTC) (Link)
I've got a guest reading for you from the lovely [info]xtabay:

You will gain your objective by force of your own will power.
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Thread started by "Indy"
ivana_duboise From: [info]ivana_duboise Date: December 19th, 2003 01:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
I always wanted to find a cookie that read: Help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory.

And by and by, could I get a fortune?
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bunnyhero From: [info]bunnyhero Date: December 20th, 2003 03:12 am (UTC) (Link)
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phreelancer From: [info]phreelancer Date: December 19th, 2003 01:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'd like one too if you don't mind. Did you eat all the cookies as you tell people their fortunes?
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epi_lj From: [info]epi_lj Date: December 21st, 2003 12:25 am (UTC) (Link)
I've got a guest reading for you from the lovely [info]xtabay:

Pleasant prospects for the future are indicated.
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Thread started by Chunkette of Funk
okoshun From: [info]okoshun Date: December 19th, 2003 01:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Spare a fortune for your absent wife?
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epi_lj From: [info]epi_lj Date: December 21st, 2003 12:25 am (UTC) (Link)
I've got a guest reading for you from, well, you:

You will gain your objective by force of your own will power.
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Comment by pandemo
pandemo From: [info]pandemo Date: December 19th, 2003 01:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh, I LOVE Fortunes
Once I got "You will meet a tall, dark stranger," and gave it to the lady in the next booth, who was far more thrilled with it than I was.
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Thread started by You see a boundary, I see a sidewalk
lysana From: [info]lysana Date: December 19th, 2003 01:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Willing to pull one for me?
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epi_lj From: [info]epi_lj Date: December 21st, 2003 12:26 am (UTC) (Link)
I've got a guest reading for you from the lovely [info]xtabay:

Our greatest deeds we do unknowingly.
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Thread started by bunneh
bunnyhero From: [info]bunnyhero Date: December 19th, 2003 04:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
i love the pictures of you holding the fortunes to the camera.

the first two were so similar that i thought maybe you had a single image and typed the messages in using an image editor...

hmmmmm maybe i know what my next php image generation project will be :D
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bunnyhero From: [info]bunnyhero Date: December 19th, 2003 04:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
i'd only actually use your likeness with your permission, of course...
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Comment by Heather
kadenza From: [info]kadenza Date: December 19th, 2003 08:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't want my fortune, really... I just wanted to say that this is a very cool post. :)
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Comment by AngeloverNH
angelovernh From: [info]angelovernh Date: December 20th, 2003 11:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'd like some - if you're sending out packages. If not, that's cool. I suggest you invest in a box of Ziplock or other air tight plastic bags and you can have them for a long time!
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Comment by mmarques
mmarques From: [info]mmarques Date: December 22nd, 2003 05:50 am (UTC) (Link)

Can I have a fortune?
And I don't even have to feel bad that I won't eat the cookie. :-)
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Comment by Tigger Fox
tigfox From: [info]tigfox Date: January 7th, 2004 07:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

my favorite fortune
the best fortune i ever got was "eat more chinese food"

...in bed...
....with a chainsaw....
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Thread started by Anonymous
From: (Anonymous) Date: May 31st, 2005 09:04 am (UTC) (Link)

nicce
lve the fortune cookies
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From: (Anonymous) Date: July 24th, 2005 05:30 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: nicce
Hello this is funny
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Thread started by taitumrose
escape_me_06 From: [info]escape_me_06 Date: August 8th, 2005 05:48 am (UTC) (Link)
I'd like a fortune cookie...puhlease...

<3
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epi_lj From: [info]epi_lj Date: August 8th, 2005 12:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
*laugh* This post was, what, two years ago? I ran out a long time ago. Did you try [info]bunnyhero's Fortune Cookie Gizmo?
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Comment by Anonymous
From: (Anonymous) Date: August 16th, 2005 12:02 am (UTC) (Link)

r u les
r u write me e-mil
snowlepperd@yhoo.com
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Comment by Anonymous
From: (Anonymous) Date: November 10th, 2005 04:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

=00
wow. fortune cookies rock, man. xD
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